SoHappyThatYouCry

sitcorn:

doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying

therealhamster:

why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

threepipe:

threepipe:

threepipe:

today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing that has ever happened in my life i’m still smiling

today he told me i’m the next morgan freeman

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no we’re not dating yet pls stop reblogging this what if he finds me

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

more people need to watch buffy. you want a feminist icon who doesn’t sacrifice her femininity for badassery? buffy slays a centuries old vampire while wearing a virginal white prom dress, barely breaks a sweat and goes to the prom with her best friends and her honey afterwards.

yeah, more people need to watch buffy.

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

I’m gonna win seventy-seven arguments that way.